CRAIG INDUSTRIESDOMESTIC MISERY DIVISIONSHIFT NEVER ENDS
GOOD MORNING, VIMVAMVUM. CLOCK IN.

Vimvamvum's
Morning Routine.

One toilet. Infinite scrubbing. Absolutely no career progression.

THE NEON PINK INCUBATOR WC / 01
A filthy porcelain toilet with permanent brown stainsPROPERTY OF CRAIG • DO NOT ENJOY YOURSELF
TOILET CONDITIONSTILL FUCKING FILTHY
0% clean. Exactly as management intended.
YOUR LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT
0
COMPLETELY POINTLESS SCRUBS

Click. Tap. Or focus the button and press Space.

CRAIG / YOUR SHIFT SUPERVISOR
Morning, mate. Your toilet's a disgrace and your shift's fucking permanent.
PAY RATE£0.00 / forever
BACKGROUND MUSICDiminished expectations

Scrub count saved on this device. Shame sold separately.